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Alan’s Monday Morning Memo – 5/17/10

Alan’s Monday Morning Memo’s mission is to help readers to thrive.

May 17, 2010—Issue #35

This week’s focus point: Telling prospects that you’re good is likely to quickly bore the other party. But showing them you’re the right person for them will gain rapid interest. How do you show them? Through ideas, provocation, examples from others, case studies from clients, your demeanor, responsiveness, focus on results, and so forth. I can tell in 60 seconds if someone is interested in a “sale” or interested in me.

Monday Morning Perspective: I will play Stockhausen only on two conditions. One, there will be no rehearsal and two, the performance is conducted at gunpoint. — James Galway, on his contempt for avant-garde composers

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The Adventures of Koufax and Buddy Beagle

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Don’t Lie to Me

I’ve been following the various political frenzies going on in Greece, the UK, and the US. Then there are the investigations into the markets here, and derivatives, and technical trading glitches, and so forth. There are competing marketing claims from all kinds of sources, and exaggerated claims from nearly everybody (I haven’t yet seen a recording released that HAS NOT gone platinum).

And it seems to me there are three kinds of lies which all to often upset our apple carts or at least spoil the fruit.

1. Egregious Lies
This is Bernie Madoff and Enron and Tyko and every politician who makes a claim he or she doesn’t believe in just to get elected. They know it when they utter it, and they all are just hoping to get away with something. But if anyone with any guts and a bit of clout pokes at it, the result is a collapse of what’s rotted within. The manufacturers know that the medication won’t enlarge what it’s supposed to, and the authors know that their book will not enable you to make a million in real estate or avoid income taxes by claiming you’re a church or a Martian.

2. Rationalized Lies
When we tell ourselves something long enough, we tend to believe it ourselves. We didn’t really star at quarterback on the high school team, but we told the fib once and then had to repeat it for consistency, and since then….. This is why so many prominent people are undone by a faulty résumé which they don’t really need but never bothered correcting. They told everyone so long and so often that they were Phi Beta Kappa that they began to believe it themselves. And they’ve enjoyed the cachet. Or we convince ourselves that it’s important to maintain a certain façade or standing for someone else’s good. We’re really being Samaritans by lying to help our kids or colleagues.

3. Subliminal Lies
We carry around some lies like leeches, clinging to the insides of our souls. We can feel it within ourselves without really examining the rational—that it’s okay to cheat because everyone else is, or it’s okay to overeat because the diet will start on Wednesday, or we can sin or steal or cheat because we’re special and our cause is just. (All narcissists would seem to have a vast reservoir of subliminal lies.) If we received an unjust traffic ticket five years ago, it’s certainly balances the books to cheat on our taxes now. We don’t think about it, our internal “justice” devices takes care of it.

When you tell the truth, there is no taxation on your memory. That is, we don’t have to remember the creative fictions we’ve constructed, and to whom we exposed them. When you lie, you are telling me you respect neither my intelligence nor my character, because you doubt I’ll be able to tell you’re lying and, if I find out, you won’t care.

I’m weary of politicians who start sentences with “What the American people really want,” and claims from manufacturers that they’ll provide an extended warranty that actually maximizes their profit and adds minimally to my protection. It’s disconcerting to hear financial “experts” tell me what happened yesterday when they really have no idea, and can’t reliably tell me what’s going to happen tomorrow.

Most of all, I despise the folks who inform me that “this call may be recorded for training purposes,” when the service never, ever improves.

You can try to sell me a lie, but I’m not buying.

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Alan Speaking in Vancouver May 29

I’ll be keynoting for he British Columbia Institute of Management Consultants on the morning of May 29. This is open to the pubic, and you can find information and registration here: http://cmc.worldofconsulting.com. I’ll be providing techniques for how to accelerate success in any economy and particularly during this global recovery.

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Alan’s Blog Third Anniversary

An official “thank you” to all of you who have supported me here at www.contrarianconsulting.com, who have submitted comments, and who have made this a fabulous experience for me for the last three years. Who knew?

My thanks to Chad Barr and the crew at CB Software Systems and The Chad Barr Group. Chad suggested that I begin blogging and his folks administer this space ship. My thanks to Greg Godek who inadvertently triggered this site when he told me he had the rights to the url and didn’t want it, and graciously offered it to me, given my, ah, brand. (Greg is the author of 1,001 Ways to Be Romantic, among many other books.)

Along the way we’ve introduced podcasts, videos, cartoons, and all sorts of diversions. I’m planning still more, so hang around.

Onward and upward, where no blog has ever gone before. Chad, can those engines produce more warp speed without breaking up the ship? (I loved it when Scotty always predicted doom but somehow the ship held together!)

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Stop Procrastinating (One of These Days)

Why do we procrastinate and what should we do about it? Before you listen to this podcast perhaps you should do something else. Well … not if you want to to cure this problem once and for all.

and now also on iTunes

http://www.contrarianconsulting.com/stop-procrastinating-one-of-these-days/

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Alan’s Monday Morning Memo – 5/10/10

Alan’s Monday Morning Memo’s mission is to help readers to thrive.

May 10, 2010—Issue #34

This week’s focus point: Pretending to be something you’re not will always creep up on you. Admit you’re a solo practitioner, or don’t have staff, or don’t have a separate office building, or haven’t worked in a certain industry before. Then turn that into a positive: “You have my full attention,” “I’m not charging you to offset tremendous overhead,” “I can bring a fresh point of view.” You don’t have shortcomings. You have unique value. Of course, first YOU have to embrace that.

Monday Morning Perspective: Once you quit singing, the revolution is over. — Studs Terkel, in “American Dreams”

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Discover Uncovered

I received one of those hateful automated calls today from Discover Cards, advising me of possible fraud in those mechanical tones that are so irritating and depersonalizing, and demanding that we call as soon as possible. I didn’t know we had a Discover Card, so I called my wife who was out shopping, and found that she had just purchased something for $99, and hadn’t used the Discover Card for ages before that. (She pulled it out by accident. Everyone sends us credit cards.)

So Discover is spending I’d guess over a thousand dollars, once we call and put up with the bureaucratic nonsense, to assure themselves that we really spent $99 because some computer program assembled a profile saying this was suspicious.

Meanwhile, my Bentley dealer sent back my wife’s car, which was serviced and needed a couple of tires, costing about $3,000. They picked up mine while they were here and took it back for its servicing. I tossed the driver my keys from the balcony, where I was drinking an ’04 Paolo Scavino Barolo, reading a couple of books, and smoking a Cohiba. Nothing was signed, I have no bill, and Bentley will settle up with me later. I trust them. They trust me.

I remember once storming at Amex from London that, with my history of world travel, if they grew suspicious with UK transactions and caused me to interrupt my trip because of their paranoia, I could easily switch to MasterCard. They said they’d make a note and haven’t called since. That was ten years ago.

Dumb-Ass Stupid Management is rampant. That’s why good consultants are needed. Common sense is endangered in many operations, threatened by fear, avoidance of even minimal risk, surrender to computers, and DASM. But the economy is recovering nicely and competition abounds. I can live without Discover. But they can’t live with this kind of idiotic customer interaction.

By the way, see my Saks experience elsewhere here. No response yet. I’ve written to the CEO, regular mail. Let’s see if he’s on the ball.

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Best wishes to all of you!

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Twelve Failings That Kill Consultants (And Most Others)

• Failing to return a legitimate email request within a day. NO ONE is so busy that they can’t return email messages in a day, unless you are allowing all kinds of spam to intrude or are spending all your time on “social medial platforms.”

• Neglecting to establish a future time and date certain. “Let’s make it Tuesday at three, I’ll call you on your private line,” is not a hard language to learn, like Mandarin or Tagalog. Throwing away momentum with “Let’s talk again soon,” or “I’ll wait to hear from you” is simply slovenly.

• Dealing with people who are easy to see but can’t buy, and rationalizing why it’s okay to do that. Virtually no one in training or HR can approve a major project. At best, they have limited “event” budgets or are intermediaries. And they tend to be rude and obnoxious, which is why they’re in HR.

• Consistently making grammatical and punctuation mistakes that reveal the writer is an amateur. In modern printing, only one space is skipped between sentences, not two (which is a throwback to typewriter days). Commas and periods go within quotation marks at the end of the sentence, no exceptions. If you can’t learn to correct poor writing at your age, why should anyone expect you can consult well?

• Procrastination, especially with prospects. There is not reason in the world—no reason—why you can’t turn around a proposal after a meeting within 48 hours.

• A pecuniary mental set, that impels one to use mail instead of Fedex, a raspy old phone instead of a modern model, and to question whether it’s worth spending money to travel to see a legitimate buyer. No one ever made a million in revenue by cutting costs, and you can take THAT to the bank!

• Hanging out with blowhards and bloviators. The people giving the loudest, most inflexible, most complex advice are almost always people who aren’t successful but just claim to be. (Hint: Take a look at their clothing. The sign of a successful person is expensive, well-tailored casual clothes and accessories.)

• CFO: Creating False Overhead. Unless you are running a several million dollar practice, you don’t need a virtual assistant, advisory board, full-time bookkeeper, sales and marketing assistant, or general factotum. Having a staff doesn’t create a consulting practice. It creates a welfare state.

• Spending more than 30 minutes a day on social media sites. I don’t care about those people who claim they landed a $50,000 “deal” on Plexico or Faceup, and I care much less about the “marketing experts” whose source of income is, gee, telling you how to market on social media. (But what have they DONE?). If you’re selling to a corporate buyer you are not going to make a living doing so on Chainedin, but you will be able to spend a lot of time there avoiding things like networking at events, publishing in the trade press, and speaking at conferences.

• Being afraid to ask for repeat business, referrals, references, and testimonials. If you’re working with a true buyer and doing good work, and you’ve prepared that buyer, there’s no reason in the world not to ask for that person’s continuing good will. In our business, that good will is best expressed through referrals (ever send someone to your doctor or accountant?). If you don’t ask, you seldom get. (Or at least you miss out on a lot you should have received.)

• Not establishing a support system. Your spouse, significant other, extended family, close colleagues, friends, or whomever should be assembled into a support unit, so that you know when you’ve done well, you receive candid, solicited feedback when you could have done better, and you have people with whom you can commiserate. Otherwise, unsolicited (usually worthless) feedback will have far too great an influence on you.

• Carrying around too much of others’ baggage and not creating your own. Consultants often have strikingly low self-worth. You can’t live without baggage (we all need clothes and “stuff”) but it should be baggage you create with clothes that fit you today and stuff you can really use tomorrow. I’m weary of consultants lamenting, “Why should they listen to ME?” If you feel that way, then I don’t know why they should listen to you, because I’m getting tired of listening to you. If you don’t think you’re good and act that way, why would I ever be interested in hiring you? The first sale is to yourself. If you can’t make that one, you’re in the wrong business.

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