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Why You Can’t Get Fat on Water

I’m at Caesar’s Palace in Atlantic City, where we’ve holed up in order to see Huey Lewis and the News at the Flamingo tonight (3rd row, center). Tomorrow we move on to Cape May for a week.

The hotel generously provides bottled water in the room, and I’m glancing at mine right now. It tells me there are 10 fluid ounces, and also 296 ml. I don’t know why we need to know the metric equivalent, but it gets even stranger.

On the rear of the label I actually have “Nutrition Facts.” It tells me there is one serving per container, which provides the following “daily values”:

Calories: 0

Total Fat: 0%

Sodium: 0%

Total Carbohydrates: 0%

Protein: 0%

All of this is based on a 2,000 caloric daily intake.

In other words, it’s just water. That’s all. But it’s important to have people get the labeling straight, and I do have a consumer information number I can call listed on the label. I guess those people are there waiting at the other end of the phone line in case I need someone to describe the color, or whether it’s liquid, or if it’s bio-degradable.

I just turned to my left, and I’m staring at the Atlantic. There are quite a few people out there, and I’m thinking they’re daredevils. That water isn’t labeled.

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I’ll Stop Being A Victim Once Everyone Corrects All My Errors

I get some nutty requests and some innocent misunderstandings in my mail, but sometimes I simply receive unbridled self-absorption.

I guy writes me this morning and says that he purchased on of my books on Amazon.com as an electronic download for his Android, but he can’t read all the charts and graphs clearly on such a small screen, so would I send him all the charts and graphs in the book by return email?!

I pointed out that he engaged in a transaction with McGraw-Hill through Amazon, not with me, and that he chose the particular platform on which to read the book, not I. It would take all of $16 or so to purchase the book and get the charts in context. But, no, I should take $2,000 of my time to make it right for him.

He wrote back and told me I violated my own values, that I’m claiming it’s not my fault and he should fix it himself. He said there’s no reason why I can’t send him the 20 or more graphics. Yet it is his fault and I’m not going to fix it. Imagine if one one-hundreth of my readers started making such requests on a daily basis?

This is symptomatic of people who are so self-absorbed that they’re about to shrink into a tiny cube of self-importance. I have millions of readers at this point, worldwide, and I’m sitting here running a seven-figure, global business. Yet because he made bad choices, I’m supposed to fix things for him, stop my day, pat his head.

Folks, if you have to cry out for free help with something this abysmally silly, you ought to go back to day care, where there’s a much more appropriate peer group.

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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up…

Recent email and phone messages:

• You haven’t sent me the download of the teleconference yet, and I paid yesterday. (The teleconference wasn’t for another month.)

• You need to call me. There’s a charge on my credit card statement from your company. I dimly remember registering for something, but I don’t know what it was, and I have to get it in my calendar.

• Please send me the free copy of your booklet mentioned in your book. (No address was provided.)

• There’s a typo on page 173 which you ought to be changed immediately.

• Your book (written four years ago) doesn’t contain this technology (introduced two months ago). I’m giving you a lousy review on Amazon.com.

• Send me the book for free, and if I like it, I’ll pay for it; if not, I’ll return it in good condition. (Me: Does Barnes & Noble let you do that?)

• I’d love to go to that seminar but my cousin is getting married. Can you possibly change the date. (Me: Tell your cousin to change the date.)

• I’ve called you six times about car insurance and you’ve never responded. (Me: Maybe because I’m not the car insurance agency.)

• I’ll sell your products in Brazil if you fund my 49,000-euro educational expenses in London. You’ll make twice your money back. Just teach me how to sell them. And translate them into Portuguese.

• Can I take my dog to your program? He doesn’t bark and only bites sometimes.

• How much different is this program going to be? (Me: Very.)

• What will it take to get you to come to North Dakota? (Me: Michelle Pfeiffer inviting me.)

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You Never Know

In my weekly Alan’s Monday Morning Memo® yesterday, Memorial Day in the U.S., I simply posted a photo of the graves at the American Cemetery in Normandy, with the request that we pause and remember those who have served and protected us. (The photo will probably appear here on the blog shortly, since the Monday Morning Memo is archived here.) Quite a few people wrote in support, some mentioning that people from other nations also were buried there.

This morning 9 people unsubscribed. That’s a small fraction of a percentage of total readership, and I respect people deciding to read and not read what they choose. I do it all the time.

But that photo and request seem like a strange reason to decide at that point to stop receiving the publication, which was apparently fine for them until then. Some things are beyond my understanding.

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Quo Vadis, HR?

(as published on Human Resource Executive Online )

The ship of HR as a profession may be sailing into the sunset unless senior-level executives face up to the failures of the function, writes an HR consultant. No one should spend an entire career in human resources, which must be transformed and moved to the line, he writes.

By Alan Weiss

Once upon a time I was retained by a group comprising retired human resource executives — the top people — from a dozen Fortune 100 companies. They wanted to collaborate on a book. I’ve written dozens, and some of the individuals had worked at my clients, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I interviewed them, attended their meetings and created a book proposal. My agent liked it and promptly sold it to John Wiley & Sons, not exactly chopped liver. Everyone was stunned I did what I said I could do (this seems somewhat endemic in HR) and I thought we had a slam dunk.

But then, we dropped the ball. As I assembled the actual material, the group panicked that their names would appear in public attached to actual opinions about good and bad practices, successful and unsuccessful leaders, and their own recollections. I understood not wanting to embarrass former employers, but we’re all adults here, right?

Well, no. They backed out. I wrote a completely different book for Wiley, which had already paid an advance and now had a hole in their catalog if nothing emerged from us.

I believe that HR is going to become extinct unless senior people radically change it.

I don’t know if that’s feasible, since law-firm structure, as an analogy, is horrible, but the people who eventually clawed their way to the top have no interest in trying to change it. (I’ll remind you that attorneys, for the most part, still bill in six-minute increments, and the last statistics I have show that the average lawyer in the United States made about $88,000 last year, which is less than my auto mechanic.)

Moreover, in the last decade you would be hard pressed to name five (one every other year) senior HR people who became CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You’ll find general counsels, vice presidents of every pedigree, general managers, CFOs, even actuaries, but virtually no senior HR people.

There was talk for a long time that HR executives had finally been granted a “seat at the table” in executive meetings and board rooms. This smacks of a supplicant finally being given bread.

Transactional work done by HR has already left the building. There is no reason that I can see for it to return. It can be done more competently and inexpensively on the outside. That leaves transformational work, and that talent is rare in HR and the volition to rock the boat almost non-existent. That’s why there’s so much work for external consultants such as me. We don’t fear the line people.

Here is my recipe for what HR has to do to prevent the comet from striking the Yucatan and their going the way of the stegosaurus:

* No one should spend a career in HR. I wrote about this 10 years or so ago in Training magazine and the villagers came up the hill with torches and pitchforks. Nevertheless, I can’t think of a more isolated, non-credible career path.

When I worked with Tastemaker in Cincinnati, the president at the time, Mike Davis, placed his HR executive in charge of the Mexican operation. Mike’s reasoning was that his HR executive couldn’t help line leaders without experiencing first-hand what they were facing.

His Mexican operation was relatively close, pretty simple, but quite challenging. I thought it was a masterstroke.

* You don’t vie for a seat at the table, you own the table.

HR executives must take the leadership position not in fads and venders’ latest miracle clichés, but instead in integrating the organization’s strategy into its operational fabric. Strategies don’t fail in their formulation (and the nice three-ring binders) but in the implementation trenches where theory meets reality.

No one is yet doing this kind of work well on the inside.

* End the obvious discrimination taking place in the profession. The problem with equal access is not so much “glass ceilings” as “glass walls.”

Too many organizations obviously and shamelessly place women and minorities into senior HR positions to show their dedication to “diversity.” Yet they don’t place these people in leadership positions in manufacturing, sales or R&D.

If HR is to be a powerful force, its leadership should be able to break through lateral walls to lead other operations. That practically never occurs.

* Throw out all vendors and approaches that don’t provide measurable improvements and impressive return on investment. (Don’t forget, you’re hearing this from a consultant.)

I’m weary of hearing people in organizations ask if I’m an INTJ (a Myers-Briggs personality type) or was giddy about “brain dominance.”

The development of people is not about the numbers of employees who endure some number of courses. It’s about behavior improvement manifest on the job with commensurate improvements in performance and productivity.

HR people are still, astoundingly, enrapt with Don Kirkpatrick’s “four levels” of measurement from more than a half-century ago. (Here come the villagers now.) Yet the only measure that means anything is improved performance. It doesn’t matter if I’m an INTJ, expressive aggressive, HIGH G, who likes the learning, if my performance is unchanged.

* Blow up the silo. Move the transformational aspects of HR to the line.

Why do we need a central area when the point should be to have people close to the issues, skilled in change yet part of the local culture, who can react quickly and agilely? Why do we need a learning and development superstructure?

The only benefit in cost accrues because organizations purchase far too much from outside vendors, so the idea that there are advantages of scale are specious.

In any case, most HR procurement is at the behest of some line buyer, who either has the budget personally or whose backing of the need provides justification to use the HR budget. We spend upwards of $60 billion (you read that correctly) on corporate training annually, with scarcely a farthing justified in the long run.

Which leads me to the truly sensitive issue. We don’t need HR as it now is constructed in most organizations. We don’t require a separate hierarchy and set of executives.

A corporate ombudsman can easily handle the work involving ethics problems and harassment claims, along with the general counsel. Certainly, critical aspects of daily operations — such as hiring — are far better lodged in the units needing the people, not in an intermediary which simply adds to time, inefficiency and a lack of urgency.

Increasingly, I’ve found that consultants are doing very well (solo consultants and boutique firms, not the monoliths) because the organizations which they approach do not have the residual talent to provide incisive and bold change initiatives, or the risk-taking to suggest innovative new approaches.

For 20 years, in my books, speeches and consulting communities, I’ve preached that HR should be avoided because it isn’t a real buyer of consulting services. It tends to buy commodities, such as training on a cost basis, rather than true project-based consulting on a value basis.

That approach has been reinforced by thousands of consultants making six and seven figures from such work by dealing directly with line areas, bypassing (and sometimes even infuriating) HR.

I remember an HR woman from a New York City financial firm calling me on a referral about conducting a strategy retreat. It became quickly apparent this was a task given to her, because she knew virtually nothing about her firm’s strategy or why a “retreat” was the answer (it seldom is).

But she haughtily informed me, “You will work through me or you won’t work here.”

I told her good-bye and good luck. Any firm that seeks to hire a superb strategy resource (note that there obviously wasn’t one in HR) in this manner is never going to find that kind of help, nor would it know what to do with it.

There is hope for what we now call “human resources” (nee industrial relations and personnel), but not through another name change. It must become an integral part of divisions and departments, and top-level executives must be responsible for its outcomes, not for perpetuating its current silo.

HR is like an aberrant traffic cop now; it can often say “stop” but can’t really say “go.” That is going to end. It might as well end with a magnificent transition into line accountabilities that create positions charged with being leaders, not police.

Otherwise, I’d advise you not to look up. That bright light approaching isn’t a new sunrise.

Alan Weiss is one of only two people in the world who holds the highest awards bestowed by both the Institute of Management Consultants and the National Speakers Association. He is the only non-journalist in history to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Press Institute. He’s worked with more than 300 organizations and visited 59 countries. His newest book is from Wiley, The Consulting Bible. He can be reached at alan@summitconsulting.com or http://www.contrarianconsulting.com.

Once upon a time I was retained by a group comprising retired human resource executives — the top people — from a dozen Fortune 100 companies. They wanted to collaborate on a book. I’ve written dozens, and some of the individuals had worked at my clients, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I interviewed them, attended their meetings and created a book proposal. My agent liked it and promptly sold it to John Wiley & Sons, not exactly chopped liver. Everyone was stunned I did what I said I could do (this seems somewhat endemic in HR) and I thought we had a slam dunk.

But then, we dropped the ball. As I assembled the actual material, the group panicked that their names would appear in public attached to actual opinions about good and bad practices, successful and unsuccessful leaders, and their own recollections. I understood not wanting to embarrass former employers, but we’re all adults here, right?

Well, no. They backed out. I wrote a completely different book for Wiley, which had already paid an advance and now had a hole in their catalog if nothing emerged from us.

I believe that HR is going to become extinct unless senior people radically change it.

I don’t know if that’s feasible, since law-firm structure, as an analogy, is horrible, but the people who eventually clawed their way to the top have no interest in trying to change it. (I’ll remind you that attorneys, for the most part, still bill in six-minute increments, and the last statistics I have show that the average lawyer in the United States made about $88,000 last year, which is less than my auto mechanic.)

Moreover, in the last decade you would be hard pressed to name five (one every other year) senior HR people who became CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You’ll find general counsels, vice presidents of every pedigree, general managers, CFOs, even actuaries, but virtually no senior HR people.

There was talk for a long time that HR executives had finally been granted a “seat at the table” in executive meetings and board rooms. This smacks of a supplicant finally being given bread.

Transactional work done by HR has already left the building. There is no reason that I can see for it to return. It can be done more competently and inexpensively on the outside. That leaves transformational work, and that talent is rare in HR and the volition to rock the boat almost non-existent. That’s why there’s so much work for external consultants such as me. We don’t fear the line people.

Here is my recipe for what HR has to do to prevent the comet from striking the Yucatan and their going the way of the stegosaurus:

* No one should spend a career in HR. I wrote about this 10 years or so ago in Training magazine and the villagers came up the hill with torches and pitchforks. Nevertheless, I can’t think of a more isolated, non-credible career path.

When I worked with Tastemaker in Cincinnati, the president at the time, Mike Davis, placed his HR executive in charge of the Mexican operation. Mike’s reasoning was that his HR executive couldn’t help line leaders without experiencing first-hand what they were facing.

His Mexican operation was relatively close, pretty simple, but quite challenging. I thought it was a masterstroke.

* You don’t vie for a seat at the table, you own the table.

HR executives must take the leadership position not in fads and venders’ latest miracle clichés, but instead in integrating the organization’s strategy into its operational fabric. Strategies don’t fail in their formulation (and the nice three-ring binders) but in the implementation trenches where theory meets reality.

No one is yet doing this kind of work well on the inside.

* End the obvious discrimination taking place in the profession. The problem with equal access is not so much “glass ceilings” as “glass walls.”

Too many organizations obviously and shamelessly place women and minorities into senior HR positions to show their dedication to “diversity.” Yet they don’t place these people in leadership positions in manufacturing, sales or R&D.

If HR is to be a powerful force, its leadership should be able to break through lateral walls to lead other operations. That practically never occurs.

* Throw out all vendors and approaches that don’t provide measurable improvements and impressive return on investment. (Don’t forget, you’re hearing this from a consultant.)

I’m weary of hearing people in organizations ask if I’m an INTJ (a Myers-Briggs personality type) or was giddy about “brain dominance.”

The development of people is not about the numbers of employees who endure some number of courses. It’s about behavior improvement manifest on the job with commensurate improvements in performance and productivity.

HR people are still, astoundingly, enrapt with Don Kirkpatrick’s “four levels” of measurement from more than a half-century ago. (Here come the villagers now.) Yet the only measure that means anything is improved performance. It doesn’t matter if I’m an INTJ, expressive aggressive, HIGH G, who likes the learning, if my performance is unchanged.

* Blow up the silo. Move the transformational aspects of HR to the line.

Why do we need a central area when the point should be to have people close to the issues, skilled in change yet part of the local culture, who can react quickly and agilely? Why do we need a learning and development superstructure?

The only benefit in cost accrues because organizations purchase far too much from outside vendors, so the idea that there are advantages of scale are specious.

In any case, most HR procurement is at the behest of some line buyer, who either has the budget personally or whose backing of the need provides justification to use the HR budget. We spend upwards of $60 billion (you read that correctly) on corporate training annually, with scarcely a farthing justified in the long run.

Which leads me to the truly sensitive issue. We don’t need HR as it now is constructed in most organizations. We don’t require a separate hierarchy and set of executives.

A corporate ombudsman can easily handle the work involving ethics problems and harassment claims, along with the general counsel. Certainly, critical aspects of daily operations — such as hiring — are far better lodged in the units needing the people, not in an intermediary which simply adds to time, inefficiency and a lack of urgency.

Increasingly, I’ve found that consultants are doing very well (solo consultants and boutique firms, not the monoliths) because the organizations which they approach do not have the residual talent to provide incisive and bold change initiatives, or the risk-taking to suggest innovative new approaches.

For 20 years, in my books, speeches and consulting communities, I’ve preached that HR should be avoided because it isn’t a real buyer of consulting services. It tends to buy commodities, such as training on a cost basis, rather than true project-based consulting on a value basis.

That approach has been reinforced by thousands of consultants making six and seven figures from such work by dealing directly with line areas, bypassing (and sometimes even infuriating) HR.

I remember an HR woman from a New York City financial firm calling me on a referral about conducting a strategy retreat. It became quickly apparent this was a task given to her, because she knew virtually nothing about her firm’s strategy or why a “retreat” was the answer (it seldom is).

But she haughtily informed me, “You will work through me or you won’t work here.”

I told her good-bye and good luck. Any firm that seeks to hire a superb strategy resource (note that there obviously wasn’t one in HR) in this manner is never going to find that kind of help, nor would it know what to do with it.

There is hope for what we now call “human resources” (nee industrial relations and personnel), but not through another name change. It must become an integral part of divisions and departments, and top-level executives must be responsible for its outcomes, not for perpetuating its current silo.

HR is like an aberrant traffic cop now; it can often say “stop” but can’t really say “go.” That is going to end. It might as well end with a magnificent transition into line accountabilities that create positions charged with being leaders, not police.

Otherwise, I’d advise you not to look up. That bright light approaching isn’t a new sunrise.

Alan Weiss is one of only two people in the world who holds the highest awards bestowed by both the Institute of Management Consultants and the National Speakers Association. He is the only non-journalist in history to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Press Institute. He’s worked with more than 300 organizations and visited 59 countries. His newest book is from Wiley, The Consulting Bible. He can be reached at alan@summitconsulting.com or http://www.contrarianconsulting.com.

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Dressing Down on Campus

One night at a restaurant, my son received a message on his cell phone. He’s finishing a three-year fellowship in theater at the University of Florida, and he’s required to teach quite a few classes. I assumed it was about a cancellation or student issue.

“Oh, no, another one,” he said. He showed me a photo on the screen of a very attractive and quite topless woman.

“Who?” I asked, my wife leaning over to get a better view.

“It’s one of my students, and I have to forward this to the dean.”

“Why, does the dean have a collection?”
“When a faculty member receives these and doesn’t immediately inform the dean he can be indefinitely suspended.”

And so, no urban myth at all, it seems it’s quite common (at least on that campus and in these times) for female students to send such photos to male professors. There usually isn’t a message except the implied one: For a good grade, there’s more where this came from.

I recall the “bozo brigade” which occupied a portion of my college experience. These were the kids who didn’t realize that college was there for learning, but thought it was a four-year (for many of them, five- and six-year) obstacle course that their parents were forcing them to negotiate in order to have continued financial support. They cheated on tests, cajoled others to share their work and credit, took the easiest courses, lied about their failure to meet certain obligations, and even hacked the computer grading files. I found them laughable.

Then I met some of the same people in the business world. A few of them, well, had gone quite far. I suppose Bernie Madoff is their patron saint.

When my wife informed me that we couldn’t support our current standard of living if I suddenly became a college professor, I began to wonder what happens to these women after college, especially since some of them have to be successful in their tactics at least some of the time. (A Rutgers study I recall, I think by a professor Doug McCall, showed that the majority of all college students admit to cheating at some point in their studies, with business students coming in worst at a whopping 80 percent.)

Then I realized that the same thing happens to them in all probability as happens to members of the bozo brigade. They give us all a bad name.

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You Get What You Pay For

I think that people believe, for better or worse, they get what they pay for. They’ll excuse something cheap that breaks (“It only cost a few bucks”) even though it was clearly meant to last far longer. And they’ll cheer at mediocrity because if they paid a lot for it, well, darn it, we’re going to extol it.

That explains the exasperating standing ovations for arrant mediocrity, from regional theater to Broadway. I can understand a school production where everyone jumps to their feet for their kid, but I doubt that’s a house full of parents watching Zombies Dance At Midnight at the Helen Hayes Theater on West 44th.

This is why no speakers should ever speak for free, no matter who is in the audience (including their parents). “Exposure” isn’t worth it, because anyone who knows you’re there for free will not think you’re very valuable and may even believe you’re somewhat desperate. On the other hand, I’ve seen very high fees create enrapt audiences even for lousy speakers (many famous business authors are in this category). If I’m paying this much, they must be good (they’d better be good, or I’m the fool, so I’m getting on my feet).

There are exceptions, of course. I would think the production of Spiderman might come to mind, or the importance of a good, cheap cup of coffee.

Nevertheless, I watched Chris Brown lip synch worse than my Beagle could on Dancing With the Stars the other night. The crowd roared. I thought he was pathetic. But I guess they had paid a lot, or assumed he had been paid a lot. I watched it for free, and I wondered why anyone would spend five minutes watching him if they had to pay for it. But maybe if they pay enough, they figure he’s pretty good.

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Confessional Cell

One of the great, contemporary discordancies in life is the fact that you can ask someone with an arm in a sling, a pit bull attached to a leg, and a police officer approaching with gun drawn, “How are you?” and they will nonchalantly respond, “Good, how about you?” However, you’ll hear a total stranger sitting near you on a cell phone telling someone who is clearly neither their lawyer nor their confessor the most intimate details of their sex life, work status, feuds with family, fraudulent acts, and addictions.

It’s as if the tiny screen held to one’s ear has replaced for all the larger screen that Catholics kneel against to confess their sins.  The cell phone has become the catholic (in its meaning of “universal”) confessor. (Catholics were once required to confess weekly, but it’s now merely annually. The cell confession seems to be daily, at least.)

The intimacy of sharing personal details in public places borders on the oxymoronic. Yet it seems as if holding the small device to one’s ear in communication with a distant, disembodied voice, makes for an environment of total catharsis. This occurs to the extent that the speaker becomes oblivious to the actual, embodied beings in proximity to the conversation who range from uninterested to horrified. I’ve been treated to a lawyer suggesting an unethical trick in the courtroom, a man selling drugs on a train, a young woman describing her date in lurid detail, and a woman cheating the IRS, to name just a memorable few.

I don’t recall hearing such things around pubic phone booths, or at office water coolers, or even in bars (though I was never the bartender). But with increasing candor and lack of constraint, people are in fact confessing to all kinds of things to parties on the other end who in all probability do not provide the cloak of client-attorney privilege, or even of sources being protected by journalists under the First Amendment.

Perhaps such unbridled, unabridged, ululation is good for the soul. One thing is for sure: It’s got to be good for the likes of Apple and AT&T.

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I Didn’t Read It, But I Didn’t Like It

When you author books, you develop a thick skin for the occasional nasty commentary, especially in a day when everyone’s a critic with access to social media platforms, reviews on Amazon that provide anonymity, and so forth. I often get alerts when one of my books is reviewed.

Today, though was a unique experience. Some guy gave Million Dollar Coaching a mediocre review (3 stars) on the basis of his browsing through it in an airport bookstore!!

This is where we’ve arrived: People determining whether a book can be helpful based on a quick, free browse between planes, and then letting others know their expert opinion! Makes judging a book by its cover seem downright scientific!

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The Etiquette of Profanity

Do I have your attention?

I grew up playing ball in inner-city schoolyards, and played varsity high school sports using antiquated locker rooms and facilities in run-down neighborhoods. Obscenities were a mindless aspect of our existence, and most of us didn’t even think about the meaning of the words we were using.

Then, of course, I grew up, received a university education, and entered the world of business. During that time, I learned to successfully modify my behavior. I can still curse like a sailor (no offense to ocean-going professionals intended) when I hit my thumb with a hammer, or fall down a flight of icy steps. It’s a wonderful catharsis. But I can’t remember the last time I did that with a client, or in a restaurant, or even a bar, especially when my voice is readily heard and there are strangers around who don’t appreciate my basically tender and generous soul.

A great deal of the commentary I read on YouTube is beyond our old locker room banter. Some people on Facebook seem not to care what the people in that restaurant think of them, they’re shouting it out. (Facebook has often been compared to a raucous Boston bar at closing time, but I think there is more civility in the bar, and there are people who tell loudmouths to “knock it off.”)

Profanity in a debate—especially in an ad hominem attack on the other person—is a poor substitute for intellect. It denotes a paucity of intelligence, of reasoning power, of wit. (Just as the “comics” who simply string profanities together as their “act” put me to sleep. That’s not wit. It’s nitwit.) Now that the social media platforms have created such vaster public forums, the degree to which many resort to invective rather than invention is appalling.

Over the past two weeks, I’ve had to throw two people out of my Mentor Program for deciding they were simply going to use profanity and ad hominem attack to communicate and to impugn others. (I’ve only had to do that three times before in 15 years, and those three were for ethics violations.)

I realize I’m leaving myself open to the wise guys who will post commentary here in response using profanity, such is life, but surely there must be a majority getting tired of people not even bothering to think long enough to use words to try to influence, rather than curses to try to scare. It seems to me the constant danger in vast public interaction is always that of the looming menace of the lowest common denominator becoming the norm.

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