A new boy in the neighborhood, five years old, met another new boy.
“How did you get here?” asked the first.
The second explained that his parents told him it was an act of love and intimacy which he could not yet fully understand, but their behaviors created him in his mother’s body where he spent nine months before coming out.
The first said, “We drove from Portland.”
Moral: Never lead with methodology.
© Alan Weiss 2013