The Personal Trainer University Course Curriculum

Course number and subject matter:

101: Counting to 15 by one.

103: Counting to 15 backwards by one.

201: Counting to 15 just using every third number.

205: Counting to 15 silently and just announcing the final three counts.

304: Behaving as if you’re spotting the exercise while actually wondering about the hottie you met at the bar last night.

308: Saying “Nice job” enthusiastically even though you don’t mean it.

406: Helping with the weights instead of saying, “Lose some lard.”

410: Using “We’re going to…” when you mean “You will now…”

601 (graduate level): Choosing workout clothing which says “I’m buff and you’re not.”


© Alan Weiss 2017

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