Piggish Behavior

A woman walked down the beach with a huge pig yesterday, complete with a string of pearls. When people approached her with questions, she was a real pill, apparently recovering from a personality removal procedure. When you walk with a pig, expect to be approached. Otherwise, stay home with your pig.

Dumb Ass Stupid Management: Gale Pacific and Coolaroo

Coolaroo is a brand of pet products produced by Gale Pacific, Ltd, and sold on Chewy.com among other places. Stay the hell away from them. Their product was defective—couldn’t be assembled—and they have not replaced the part even with proof of purchase. Their phone people are disempowered and simply sing the company denial song. Do not buy from them, they may have poor products, but they’re also lousy at service!