What If Facebook Required An IQ Test?

I decided to read every Facebook post on my home page (or whatever it is) this morning right to the bottom, and I found….wait for it….that all but two were stupid, vain, or just wrong. And these are the people I haven’t blocked yet!

Who on earth can put more than ten minutes a day into this time dump?

My favorites this morning:

1. I’m going to begin posting motivational sayings daily. Wish me luck.

2. I’m back from Florida and am sun burned.

3. Why does time go by so quickly?

4. (Ad) Invest in gold bullion.

5. So lucky to be speaking in Canada next year!

6. Pictures of people who are sick, including in their hospital beds. (And these receive “likes.”)

7. Four thousandth change of profile picture.

© Alan Weiss 2014

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