Alan’s Facebook Today Summary

Marshall Mellow

My doctor performed my semi-annual colonoscopy today (photo below) and I volunteered for it to be filmed by the local television cable show, Waste Matters. I’m ecstatic to be a part of health and the media.

Troy Molloy

Pictured are me and my three sons who all attended the annual Climb A Hill Slowly event in Prairie Dog, South Dakota. It’s about a 20-minute walk and the point isn’t to win but to participate. Everyone received a gold medal, but if you look closely ours has “with honors” on them because we climbed with helmets.

Gina Whiz

Changed her profile shot by taking off her sunglasses.

• 115 people like this

• Don Wrong: “Wow, I only fantasized about your eyes before!”

• Chip Dale: “What Don said.”

• Ace Whitt: You must eat like a bird!

Swiss Tyrol

Varga estoppen verst lichten appamatox verboten oy vey sur quoi ce imprimatur.

• Charlotte Russe: Ump ter vector!

• Saint Bernard: Laughing!

Nichole Napp

Sitting at home doing absolutely nothing. Well, I am typing this. But once I’m done, I’ll be doing absolutely nothing. Like now. Almost.

• 2,498 people like this

• Rory Dory: I’m going to do that!

• Mrs. Rory Dory: Oh, no you’re not!

• Saint Bernard: Laughing!

Kenny Radar

Just figured out my new Nikon DZ4000.6a camera. Wow! Photo below is of my wall.

• Lupo Valez: What setting did you use?

Jackie Rusty Baby O’Reilly

Just thinking about “Day and night, you are the one. Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.”

• Justin Pinkney: Wow! You ought to right muzic. I don’t know if those exzact lyrics would work, but the rime sounds good. Nice #%%^&$ job!

• Bland Pastel: Too late, I’m pretty sure Justin Beiber wrote that.

• Charlotte Russe: Ump ter vector!

Prince Earl

Here I am after my fourth, iron-person 400-mile run, 1,000 kilometer  bike ride, and 65-fathom ocean dive. I can’t wait to compete in Nepal.

• Horst Rider: Unbelievable! And you aren’t even perspiring!

Clair Blair

Something for all of us to remember:

“It’s not how often you compliment a friend or forgive a child, but rather that you befriend yourself and treat yourself like a child so that you never are entrapped by that inner adult. This is to have lived.”

• 45,976 people like this

Dolly Bolly

Here are the remnants of my mother’s 60th birthday cake. I think you can see what kind of great time we had.

• Roger Andout: Wish I was there!

• Carey Knot: I wish my mom was 60!

• Rich Crisp: That looks like agar 47 dye on the candles, and that is toxic to toads. I’d be careful about how you dispose of that.

• Lupo Valez: What setting did you use?

• Saint Bernard: Laughing!

© Alan Weiss 2013


8 thoughts on “Alan’s Facebook Today Summary

  1. TYIAYS?

    Thank you, I am your saviour?

    To you insignificant a******s, you suck?

    Damn, where’s my Enigma machine?

  2. … And that’s why I think Facebook calling it a “News Feed” is a horrible misnomer.

    Messaging with clients inside the messaging service is fine as an alternate channel of convenience. I also chat it up with family and peers I interact with in RealLife ™.

    The rest of Facebook falls into A) esoteric and/or useless fluff or B) mind-numbingly depressing fluff, C) The Spelling of the Damned, or D) all of the above plus cat pictures. 🙁

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