Dumb-Ass Stupid Promotion

In case anyone out there doesn’t think that spammers are stupid and mass emails aren’t complete wastes of time, here is a verbatim communication received a few minutes ago. Aside from the ridiculous punctuation errors, Buddy Beagle (that’s two names, not one, please) is not about to publish his next book with the “Pro’s”!

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL!
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Dear BuddyBeagle,
You have received a new private message at Internet Marketing Forum | Learn Affiliate Marketing From The Pro’s from Doc, entitled “Special Invitation Into My New Network”.
To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:
This is the message that was sent:
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Hey,
I wanted to personally invite you join one of my newest networks – LevelUpAds! My business partner in this network is Andre Ramsey. Andre is an innovator in the incentive and content locking ad space. As I’m sure you know I own 2 other very successful networks (mmdcash.com and societyinvite.com). LevelUpAds is located at http://www.levelupads.com and is perfect for new internet marketers or very experienced webmasters. We have developed new technology that is far superior to anything else available today and we are continuing to innovate and create new concepts all the time.
Please Come Check It Out TODAY!
LevelUpAds is premier Ad Network that provides quality-advertising solutions for top-quality content publishers and is a uniquely positioned alternative to Google AdSense™. LevelUpAds boasts cutting edge technology featuring LvlUp Connect™, LvlPlayer™, and LvlUnlock™ that make turning a profit on web properties easy.
If you have incentivized traffic you owe it to yourself to run a split test to our offers and compare EPCs!
Go HERE now and signup:
This is a very personal invite, after you have signed up make sure you email our approval department here (affsupport@levelupads.com) to be expedited and get your account approved quickly. In the email be sure to add your Skype contact so we can add you and get you into the network. If you do not have Skype go to www.skype.com and create a username and add your Skype contact to the email for quick and easy approval.
I hope you have a great 2013!
LevelUpAds, Andre and I are here to help make it the best year ever!
Doc
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Again, please do not reply to this email. You must go to the following page to reply to this private message:
All the best,
Internet Marketing Forum | Learn Affiliate Marketing From The Pro’s
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2 Responses to Dumb-Ass Stupid Promotion

  1. Michelle says:

    Wow.

    There was so much hype and boasting in there, it’s obviously a scam or someone trying too hard. And why would you “login” to delete the message when you have all the text and hyperlinks right in front of you?

    Sad how people try so hard to cheat others.

  2. Alan Weiss says:

    It’s astonishing how stupid people think others are even stupider than they are! Dear BuddyBeagle….

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