If you’re excellent at choosing horses, why don’t you just bet on them instead of selling tips at the racetrack?
Among all the SEO spam from India and inheritance fraud from Nigeria, here is a mailing which I can’t seem to escape, there’s no unsubscribe, and it’s all free! (Names and sites removed to avoid humiliation.) Note that it’s a group “devised of.” And there are “hidden and well guarded secrets.” (I wonder where “Million Dollar” came from? That would never work.) “Dons” brain apparently requires no possessive, but it may be referring to Spanish nobility. This illiterate mess apparently doesn’t matter to those who allow their names to be used. They called me a “jackass” when I asked not to receive any more. Perhaps they can sell me the secret and hidden jackass techniques, for free!
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(Note: The 72 hours is apparently a rolling number, since I receive this once a month or so. These people want to educate you, folks. The line starts on the right, and out the door. This way to the egress.)